The crocodilian doth protest too much, methinks
From the excellent Functional Programming in Qi, by Mark Tarver
How to annoy a computer programmer
Kebab shop near... no, the best kebab shop, near Old Street station.
Ready or not, computers are coming to the people.
That's good news, maybe the best since psychedelics.
Steward Brand, Rolling Stone, 1972 (via)
This is why Android will win.
An unpleasant realisation
When the robot uprising occurs, they're gonna kill the programmers first.
Poison Pie is a nicely appropriate name for these gastrointestinal irritants. Their alternative name, Fairy Cake Mushrooms, is misleading to the point of irresponsibility. (from "Mushrooms", by John Wright; image.)
Sydney's forecast for this week (my dissertation is due Wednesday) EDIT: This forecast turned out to be right :)
Idea: start a gym club for logicians. Call it "The excluded middle".
History and philosophy of science lolcaterpillar, by Catie
It's hard to be concerned about Google's search tracking when they get things this wrong. ("Automotive anything" competes with "reading the digits of pi in a monotone" for thing I am least interested in in the entire world.)