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Life matters, with Nicholas

Handy tips, number 1: Remember to make sure you know where to buy a replacement toilet seat before you remove the incumbent seat and throw it away.
Jun
29th
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Ah, Australia

With more than a hint of double entendre, McManus asked: “How many times a day do you actually shake the sauce bottle?”

After a brief pause, Mr Rudd rejoined with: “Not often enough.”

(source)

Jun
28th
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Iphone 3GS: Finally, a worthy successor to the Apple ][GS!
Jun
9th
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Thanks to a comment on this page I now know that you can sing Emily Dickinson’s poems to the Gilligan’s Island theme, and that is now the only way I will ever think of them.

BECAUSE I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.
(More foot-tappin’ stanzas)
Jun
8th
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Some of my favourite man page command lines

Everyone has (been 14 and) giggled at “man touch”, but I like:
man pow
man screen
man 2 write
man strfry
Sadly the last one is Linux only.
May
29th
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Additional things to put on toasted pita bread triangles

Follow-up to this post.

1. Garlic flakes (or what have you), chili flakes, and pepper.

Actually the bread I use is called “Lebanese bread”. In Australia (at least), Lebanese bread (a.k.a. Syrian bread) is a lot flatter than “pita bread” — it’s totally unleavened. But apparently this isn’t the case everywhere. There is probably a fascinating etymology here that I am too full of delicious pita bread triangles to look into.

May
14th
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My crush on Jeri Ellsworth continues unabated as I find her Youtube channel. Here she hooks up a robot chicken head with Bluetooth and audio-synchronised beak movemements. “Tell me I’m smart, Ken!”
May
11th
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my favourite FORTRAN program reads:

      REALITY, SANITY, and ME
      STOP
      END
Anonymous comment. (Had to figure out how to indent Fortran to verify this one.)
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Structure and Interpretation of Carefactor Online

Today, just out of interest, I decided to download the video lectures which accompany MIT’s famous Scheme-based SICP course. I used the torrents. The first one came down at about 800 kilobytes a second. Subsequent lectures are arriving at 7k/sec, with fewer peers. My conclusion is that one SICP lecture is all you need to drive you straight back to Python, but I’m hoping to be proven wrong.

(Of course, MIT themselves took 30 years…)

May
9th
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Sorry, Mr. Tanenbaum.
Sorry, Mr. Tanenbaum.